A SIX-PART AUDIO SERIAL OUTLINE
Atheist, carnivore, emotionally unavailable KATE has a macabre interest in cutting up animals. She must find love to prove she is an independent woman, except she has no filter and is socially awkward, ultimately, she hates people. Desperate to rebel and leave a New Age commune in Newhaven behind, KATE leaves her life partner and moves to Brighton with her two kids. She sets up a taxidermy business specialising in stuffing people’s dead pets. Her hippy, vegan parents are horrified that she has left the commune and believe it is just a cosmic blip, one of her fads. There is a ‘blessing’ at the commune at the end of the summer, KATE wants to attend with a new man, a thriving business and a perfect, normal, independent life. This will prove she doesn’t need the help of the collective that has miss-understood her for so long. There is only one problem, her ex life partner is running a transcendental meditation centre in India and has no input in the childcare at all. How can she overcome her lack of childcare and social tact to find love in the city? To make things worse she only has six weeks and school’s out for summer. The six episodes will provide a comic observation of being a single mum in Brighton in the summer holidays. Ideally, they should air each week of the holidays. I want to work with the comic juxtaposition of inappropriate adult behaviour in child settings. KATE’s real name is ELF short for ALVERA, this is a cruel nick name as Elf is six foot tall.
CHARACTER PROFILE FOR KATE
- No filter – says thoughts aloud as soon as they come into her head (they shared a lot at the commune) this often has comic results
- Thinks she likes people – she is however a closeted recluse
- Nervous – laughs at inappropriate times and says sorry a lot, which is habit from the commune
- Obsessive – having left the world of New Age hippies she is subconsciously trying to fill a void, as a result she gets into multiple fads or hobbies. KATE could easily be sucked into a cult as she is impressionable as she doesn’t know who she really is
- Atheist – no spiritual feelings at all apart from being superstitious
- Carnivore – new obsession with meat since she is free from the vegan commune, where she secretly ate Pepperami
- Not a natural mother-blunt, prickly, pessimistic
- Hasn’t had sex since leaving the commune a year ago
- Her honesty can be charming, it makes her someone you can trust, her deep mistrust of people can make her astute at spotting situations. She ‘sees’ people for who they really are
- Once she likes you she is loyal as a dog
ANNA is helping KATE settle into life as a school gate mum. ANNA is seasoned, she has three kids which she gave up a high fly career to raise. ANNA has got into the afterschool gin and tonic culture in a big way. She is not happy with her husband and is secretly envious of KATE and her independent life. Her husband GERALD runs a loft conversion company and is ‘shagging around’. ANNA knows this on a subconscious level but is in denial. She is positive, over familiar and shop lifts for thrills.
Episode 1- ‘Stuff Him’
KATE tries to ‘pull’ a teacher from school at the summer show but realises he’s taken and a vegan. She is commissioned to stuff a tortoise. KATE’S son TOM is in trouble for causing havoc at the cake sale.
Episode 2- ‘Are You Hot in that?’
KATE goes to a BBQ at another mum’s house to celebrate the end of school and the opening of her loft conversion done by GERALD. She is persuaded to try out power walking by the other mums. GERALD, ANNA’S husband makes a pass at her. TOM arranges a protest with the other children.
Episode 3- ‘OM’
KATE meets ANNA in the park and reveals details of a kinky tinder date. KATE is forced to go back to the commune for her birth certificate and passport. She takes ANNA with her. KATE bumps into her ex life partner and realises he has not been in India and just has no interest in the kids. ANNA steals a kaftan from the commune shop.
Episode 4- ‘Mummy Do You Believe in God?’
ANNA is spying on GERALD and asks KATE for relationship advice. Whilst trying out rollerblading KATE is invited to a funeral of one of her client’s pets, he’s hot so she goes with the kids. She must hide her atheism, with her honest children in tow. TOM makes a scene at the funeral.
Episode 5- ‘Don’t do Anything I Wouldn’t’
KATE tries French kickboxing. She employs a teenage babysitter. KATE bumps into her son’s teacher on ‘mum’s night out’ and has a disastrous one-night stand. KATE reveals GERALD’S pass to ANNA, who is heartbroken and disappears.
Episode 6- ‘The Blessing’
It’s the day of the blessing, KATE is alone, no man and more importantly she has lost her only friend, until she finds ANNA at the commune. She ran away and is now doing transcendental meditation with KATE’S ex life partner. ANNA’S husband turns up unable to cope with kids. ANNA will only come home if GERALD will have Tantra lessons. ANNA and KATE make friends just in time for school starting. KATE realises she doesn’t need a man to be an independent woman. She uses her newly found French kickboxing to put her ex in his place.
KATE will talk to her cat HENDRIX in each episode to fill in some of the storyline. She will also have flashbacks to her time in the commune which will be entered with the sound of bongos.
I would like to work on the sound of the city compared to the commune using bus noises, seagulls, traffic lights and crowd sounds to get in and out of scenes. For the commune I will use chanting, bongos, bird song and windchimes. This I hope will provide a contrast and strong visual background in the listeners minds for each location.
KATE RECLINES ON BENCH
So, when I arrived he looked way younger. It was almost criminal. But I felt sorry for him, you could see he was nervous. So, I thought what’s the worst thing that could happen? Spread a bit of love and kindness, or whatever. Ooh that’s cold! (Laughs) So I stayed. (She hums furiously) He had lied about his age. He even knew my mate who’s a teacher, taught him ‘A’ level geography. Bit of a mood killer finding that out.
So that’s your smear done, shouldn’t need another for three years, unless there are any problems.
Thanks. Very smoothly done. You are an expert. Very good indeed. Erm ok, until next time!